My son can respond to noises from the outside! Time to breakout the AC/DC and INXS.

My family are coming.

Here.

Time has never felt so slow in my life.

My niece is six months old this week. Six fucking months and I missed 99% of it because I had my head up my arse. When Ali posts things like this:


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I know pregnant people do weird things and decide certain things might be really great when they really aren't, but if you ever want to call our kid something like Petal Blossom Rainbow, I'm cutting my own dick off with a spoon.